Religion is Bullshit- George Carlin

When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy Shit!

But I want you to know something, this is sincere, I want you to know, when it comes to believing in God, I really tried. I really, really tried. I tried to believe that there is a God, who created each of us in His own image and likeness, loves us very much, and keeps a close eye on things. I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize, something is fucked up.

Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the résumé of a Supreme Being. This is the kind of shit you'd expect from an office temp with a bad attitude. And just between you and me, in any decently-run universe, this guy would've been out on his all-powerful ass a long time ago. And by the way, I say "this guy", because I firmly believe, looking at these results, that if there is a God, it has to be a man.

No woman could or would ever fuck things up like this. So, if there is a God, I think most reasonable people might agree that he's at least incompetent, and maybe, just maybe, doesn't give a shit. Doesn't give a shit, which I admire in a person, and which would explain a lot of these bad results.

So rather than be just another mindless religious robot, mindlessly and aimlessly and blindly believing that all of this is in the hands of some spooky incompetent father figure who doesn't give a shit, I decided to look around for something else to worship. Something I could really count on.

And immediately, I thought of the sun. Happened like that. Overnight I became a sun-worshipper. Well, not overnight, you can't see the sun at night. But first thing the next morning, I became a sun-worshipper. Several reasons. First of all, I can see the sun, okay? Unlike some other gods I could mention, I can actually see the sun. I'm big on that. If I can see something, I don't know, it kind of helps the credibility along, you know? So everyday I can see the sun, as it gives me everything I need; heat, light, food, flowers in the park, reflections on the lake, an occasional skin cancer, but hey. At least there are no crucifixions, and we're not setting people on fire simply because they don't agree with us.

Sun worship is fairly simple. There's no mystery, no miracles, no pageantry, no one asks for money, there are no songs to learn, and we don't have a special building where we all gather once a week to compare clothing. And the best thing about the sun, it never tells me I'm unworthy. Doesn't tell me I'm a bad person who needs to be saved. Hasn't said an unkind word. Treats me fine. So, I worship the sun. But, I don't pray to the sun. Know why? I wouldn't presume on our friendship. It's not polite.

 

I've often thought people treat God rather rudely, don't you? Asking trillions and trillions of prayers every day. Asking and pleading and begging for favors. Do this, gimme that, I need a new car, I want a better job. And most of this praying takes place on Sunday His day off. It's not nice. And it's no way to treat a friend.

But people do pray, and they pray for a lot of different things, you know, your sister needs an operation on her crotch, your brother was arrested for defecating in a mall. But most of all, you'd really like to fuck that hot little redhead down at the convenience store. You know, the one with the eyepatch and the clubfoot? Can you pray for that? I think you'd have to. And I say, fine. Pray for anything you want. Pray for anything, but what about the Divine Plan?

Remember that? The Divine Plan. Long time ago, God made a Divine Plan. Gave it a lot of thought, decided it was a good plan, put it into practice. And for billions and billions of years, the Divine Plan has been doing just fine. Now, you come along, and pray for something. Well suppose the thing you want isn't in God's Divine Plan? What do you want Him to do? Change His plan? Just for you? Doesn't it seem a little arrogant? It's a Divine Plan. What's the use of being God if every run-down shmuck with a two-dollar prayerbook can come along and fuck up Your Plan?

And here's something else, another problem you might have: Suppose your prayers aren't answered. What do you say? "Well, it's God's will." "Thy Will Be Done." Fine, but if it's God's will, and He's going to do what He wants to anyway, why the fuck bother praying in the first place? Seems like a big waste of time to me! Couldn't you just skip the praying part and go right to His Will? It's all very confusing.

So to get around a lot of this, I decided to worship the sun. But, as I said, I don't pray to the sun. You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Two reasons: First of all, I think he's a good actor, okay? To me, that counts. Second, he looks like a guy who can get things done. Joe Pesci doesn't fuck around. In fact, Joe Pesci came through on a couple of things that God was having trouble with.

For years I asked God to do something about my noisy neighbor with the barking dog, Joe Pesci straightened that cocksucker out with one visit. It's amazing what you can accomplish with a simple baseball bat.

So I've been praying to Joe for about a year now. And I noticed something. I noticed that all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers I now offer to Joe Pesci, are being answered at about the same 50% rate. Half the time I get what I want, half the time I don't. Same as God, 50-50. Same as the four-leaf clover and the horseshoe, the wishing well and the rabbit's foot, same as the Mojo Man, same as the Voodoo Lady who tells you your fortune by squeezing the goat's testicles, it's all the same: 50-50. So just pick your superstition, sit back, make a wish, and enjoy yourself.

And for those of you who look to The Bible for moral lessons and literary qualities, I might suggest a couple of other stories for you. You might want to look at the Three Little Pigs, that's a good one. Has a nice happy ending, I'm sure you'll like that. Then there's Little Red Riding Hood, although it does have that X-rated part where the Big Bad Wolf actually eats the grandmother. Which I didn't care for, by the way. And finally, I've always drawn a great deal of moral comfort from Humpty Dumpty. The part I like the best? "All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again." That's because there is no Humpty Dumpty, and there is no God. None, not one, no God, never was.

In fact, I'm gonna put it this way. If there is a God, may he strike this audience dead! See? Nothing happened. Nothing happened? Everybody's okay? All right, tell you what, I'll raise the stakes a little bit. If there is a God, may he strike me dead. See? Nothing happened, oh, wait, I've got a little cramp in my leg. And my balls hurt. Plus, I'm blind. I'm blind, oh, now I'm okay again, must have been Joe Pesci, huh? God Bless Joe Pesci. Thank you all very much. Joe Bless You!

Principles

          2011 sent packing and New Year starts. 2011 was a great year, a year of disappointment, pain, happiness, growth and moreover spiritual growth. I have seen myself growing in this span of 365 days, a growth for which all credit goes to my masters. Being on the dark path from 3 years is great, but the year 2011 marked something great. Masters showed their faith on me and I was granted to learn the secrets which had hidden from the mankind. I’m still not capable of handling the truth but whatever I’m being taught is enough to change the course of life of a human being. Satanism serves as the Great Separation Process. Consequently Satanism can be disastrous for those who see it as a short-cut to gods-manship. I have often said that the popularity of occultism and the waning of orthodox religion can be attributed to the "do-it-yourself-God kit" factor. Man feels he can control, at least in part, his own destiny, rather than the Greyhound Bus deity doing the driving for him. As such, occultists in general and Satanists in particular place themselves on stage in a manner never before seen.

 

     A Satanist should not allow himself to be programmed by others. He should fight tooth and nail against it, for that is the greatest enemy to his freedom of spirit. It is the very denial of life itself, which was given to him for a wondrous, unique experience -- not for imitation of the colorless existence of others.

     I just started following new principles in life. Many people may find it cunning, but I find it a way of living designed by the greats for the greats. It’s the way of life different from the norms. My new living principles are based on Robert Greene’s 48 Laws of Power. I never believed in what I read but this was something; that changed me and my life. The laws that I stared believing in are:

1: NEVER PUT TOO MUCH TRUST IN FRIENDS, LEARN HOW TO USE ENEMIES.

  • Do not rely on friends. They will never be totally honest with you. They will      not openly disagree with you in order to avoid arguments.

  • Enemies expect nothing so they will be surprised when you are generous.

  • An enemy spared the guillotine will be more grateful to you than a friend.

2: WIN THROUGH YOUR ACTIONS, NEVER THROUGH ARGUMENT

  • Demonstrate, do not explicate.

  • Arguing will only offend your superior.

  • Learn to demonstrate the correctness of your ideas indirectly.

3: LEARN TO KEEP PEOPLE DEPENDENT ON YOU

  • Be the only one who can do what you do. Make the fate of those who hire you so

    entwined with yours they cannot possibly get rid of you.

  • If you are ambitious, it is wiser to seek out weak masters with whom you can create a relationship of dependency.

   

4: USE ABSENCE TO INCREASE RESPECT AND HONOR.

  • Create value through scarcity. Make yourself less accessible; otherwise the aura you have created around yourself will wear away.

Well these four law changed my life. A year passed and new arrived. New day and thoughts and new world.

AVE SATANAS!!!

Magick and truth

       To live in the world without becoming aware of the meaning of the world is like wandering about in a great library without touching the books.

        That’s what all humans do. We live in this world, but do we know what this world is? Where do we come from? Where do we belong? We are here in this great library called the world; we spend years at this place but never care to look for what lies beneath the stories we have been told since ages about this place? Modern man has failed in all aspects of life, even though we have achieved a lot in scientific field and had made a great progress and life is much more comfortable now, but mankind have paid heavily for this. We have lost ourselves. We have overlooked who we are.

       There was time when greats used to walk among us. They were the one who governed the world. They never needed any god to look over them. They had powers to change their destiny and they had powers to change the course of nature. These greats acquired powers from nature; they were truly familiar with the true power of this world. They learnt the hidden secrets and they openly shared it among the brotherhood because they had no fear of anything and they had no traitors. But over the time humanity started losing its honesty, powers made people tightfisted and due to this they lost the true meaning of life and once humans started to fall they never got up again. This led to the downfall of great Dark Empire. But the time is near, they will come back and people will have to pay for their deeds.

      We know a lot of secrets but we never bother to look for it. What stops us from doing this is some bullshit church considers it as a blasphemy, your god won’t like it or you will go to hell. Do we ever think that these gods are nothing but our own creation. They never existed. The ancient civilizations the Mayans, the Chachapoyas, the Egyptians these people do believed in god but these were the forces of nature and that’s where they got their powers from.  Magick is within us. Power is within us, all we need is realization.

          Magic is the Highest, most Absolute, and most Divine Knowledge of Natural Philosophy, advanced in its works and wonderful operations by a right understanding of the inward and occult virtue of things; so that true Agents being applied to proper Patients, strange and admirable effects will thereby be produced. Whence magicians are profound and diligent searchers into Nature; they, because of their skill, know how to anticipate an effort, which to the vulgar shall seem to a miracle 

Expectation leads to disappointment

       Life, till September 2011 was so easy and so calm. I was what I was, an Occultist, someone very much dedicated in exploring reality and someone not ready to accept what I was being taught. Satanism, the true path and the path of enlightment. I am a born Satanist but it took me 15 years to realize. The moment I freed myself from the chains of religion I felt the power and magick in me. My masters taught me and guided me wherever it was needed.  And in 3 years I made a great progress. I learnt secrets which can change the course of Human life. I learned a lot and my Masters taught me everything. But perhaps there was one thing which I was taught but I never wanted to learn it was “expectations “. The lesson they taught me is never expect anything from anyone. Human expectations lead to disappointment. I never believed in this until the day I myself had to experience the same.

         It was last week of September; she was standing near the college gate. I was there too with my friends. She was looking as usual (I hardly looked at her before this day) but suddenly something weird happened the person who hated smokers started smoking. She was smoking and I was shocked to see her smoke. I went to her and asked for the reason of doing so; “Just wanted to give a try” was her reply. Well like a fool that time I started teaching her how to drag the smoke in and other bullshit. I don’t know how but in just 20-25 minutes we became great friends. Well later I learnt that she was smoking because she broke up with her Boyfriend.  Well after this, in next two months we were very close to each other. And that’s where i killed everything and went unheard to my master’s words. I was in love with that girl and I was expecting her to love me too.

    I expected her to be with me, I expected her to love me, I expected her to never leave me, I expected her to be mine. I just created a whole world of expectations with her.  Well this is where I lost all my teachings and all my strength. I started feeling like human. A human looking for love. I just lost my principles that I am here alone and I am here with some reason. Love is not for me. If I am supposed to be in love it can’t be in this manner. Last week of November we had the best time together  that’s where everything fell apart, after spending the best time together it was she who decided to end up everything and went back to her ex and this is how I was paid for my expectations. December last week going on and even though we are in the same group but we behave as if we don’t know each other. I still love her and possibly can’t stop loving her, reason “I ignored the most important lesson of life- expectations”.

     Humans have suffered and will suffer just because of their expectations. This is just one example of my life how expectations kill everything. But people expect a lot from everyone, we expect from our friends, lover, wife, parents and everyone we know. Even though we all know this leads to disappointment most of the time. And most important of all humanity expect a lot from GOD, from someone whom they have never seen, who never existed, who was created just to take control over a cult, who is nothing more than just a story. So what you think expectation from god leads to, if a person whom you know very well can disappoint, what the fuck you expect from a fucking GOD who don’t even exist in this fucking world.

Choice is yours!!!!!!!!!

Rise of Dark Empire

Magic and science are one and the same, magic is a science that mankind will not fully understand until they have unleashed their full mental capacity, which is both dangerous, and unnatural. But changing times will force mankind to adapt to survive, if they will not face the truth, and use the gift that they have been given deep within their genetic code, they will perish. There is no place for fear and doubt in this modern age, mankind will either embrace the true purpose of their existance, or they will be exterminated and replaced. The new empire is rising, great change is coming, the wise will prepare themselves to face the fire of the forge, but the fool will be destroyed in the fire, and only ashes of his existence will remain.


At the core of every myth and legend, their is a hidden truth, one that the ancients took great care in concealing from foolish, ignorant, and wicked minds. Once one has learned to awaken their inner senses, they can see through the veils of ilusion, and claim the forbidden knowledge within.


In the distant past, when the great ones walked among us, we were a great race, full of knowledge and power, that dark empire would have lasted for eternity, but the great ones left, fleeing from a far more ancient enemy. And then the deluge wiped out our great empire, and left us alone and confused, stripped of our knowledge and power...that is until some of us chose to seek out the truth to our past, and now we have the power to rebuild the dark empire, and the great ones have heard our voices, and they have answered, now it is only a matter of time, for time changes everything. Change is coming, prepare yourself, only the strong shall stand, the weak shall fall.

REALITY!!!!

First of all, mankind desires to have a greater purpose in life, they want to know that they exist for some special reason, they want to know that they were created to be great. This is the greatest lie that has deceived mankind.
Mankind feels insignificant and unimportant when they don’t have a religion or belief system to follow
so they let their minds create their own little world, a world within the world, so that they can live their lives at least a little better, knowing that in the end, they will die and go back to the nothingness from which they came.
They want to believe that they have something greater to look forward to, they let their mind live in a dream state, forming reality to how they want it to be, and by doing so detach themselves from this true reality.
Belief is a powerful factor in this true reality
the human mind is capable of projecting energies from thoughts, beliefs, emotions, etc. into this real world, basically causing things that should not exist to be created, because by their will power and want to believe, they unknowingly provide a source of infinite power for mental vampires to feed on, these night kind can then use that energy to make our dreams or nightmares reality.
This is why false religions and belief systems are so dangerous, they basically destroy themselves as well as all others they come into contact with.
They spread like an incurable disease, and then result in utter emptiness when depleted of their source.
They exist only because you allow them to exist, find the barrier between the mental gates, just as i have done, and you will see all of reality with crystal clear vision.
the spirit is bound to the mind, but not the flesh, the flash can die, but the spirit will live on, the flesh will die, but the knowledge and memories will live on in the mind, which will forever be bound to the spirit, once the brain has decayed to dust, the spirit will have its full knowledge that it had in life, but if the skull and brain are crushed or burnt in the fire, the spirit will suffer greatly and quickly perish.
That is why spirits can take such great influence on mankind’s minds, because of that connection, which always remains open, as a gateway.